Bunny Carmichael, the CEO of Destruction Inc.
Destruction Inc. was created by ThatDarnFoxCreations, it can be read on The Duck Webcomics, FurAffinity, and DeviantArt
WARNING
The webcomic contains particularly mature and graphic material that isn't suitable for anyone under 18. This is especially the case given the risqué design of the focal character. This blog will also discuss trauma, domestic abuse, and suicide. Viewer discretion is advised.
Welcome back to the blog! These past few blogs have had many content warnings, haven't they? In the previous six I've covered series that deal with mental health and trauma, graphic violence, fanservicey media, problematic content, etc. I'm mentioning this because I really need to bring attention to the warning here.
The contents of the webcomic itself are the equivalent of a darkly humorous adult dramedy cartoon, but I'm mainly making this warning because the focal character's design is going to jumpscare most people reading this. This is due to the artist's barely disguised hyper-endowed proportions kink. It's something I can't really dance around completely, and no matter what I say I highly doubt most people will be normal about it.
I mainly wanted to do the blog because it's been a while since I've done an army blog. More accurately, this is my first time doing a blog on an entire corporation! While the webcomic itself is a bit of a guilty pleasure, I do really enjoy Bunny as a character. When I first read Destruction Inc. I found her to be a refreshingly gleeful villain protagonist who happens to have a… niche design. She didn't even start out with that look when I first read Destruction Inc. She was just redesigned halfway through and previous pages were altered to match them.
I was hesitant to cover this webcomic because of the potential reception, but really I'm just doing it for myself. If I'm not gonna do it, then who will? Plus I had no issues arising from previous blogs of mine with similar concerns I chose to bite the bullet. This is the most inaccessible my blogs will get, so don't expect series like this to be common.
I'll stop beating around the bush and get to it.
Background
"Tout Jour Prest means Always Ready. As you should be."
In this day and age, it feels like we're approaching an era of dystopia where corporations are running the planet to the ground. CEOs have been under public criticism for their companies' environmental damage, meddling with personal information, and not prioritizing the well-being of their human workers to satiate their own greed, and yet it feels hopeless that they will ever change for the better.
When you look at the influence corrupt corporations have on society, what's the worst case scenario you can think of that their unchecked actions will lead to? Whatever you're thinking of right now, I can guarantee you that it's nowhere near as unhinged as the setting of this furry webcomic.
For the past two hundred years, corporations have held more power than most governments. Countries have become corporatocracies. Corporations have enough power to buy out the police for their own protection. In the past they even regulated themselves through corporate wars, actual warfare by using their security teams as their own militaries.
If you thought the CEOs today were scandalous, there are company presidents in this webcomic who openly experiment with eugenics and are literal cannibals. That's the level of dire we're dealing with here. There are corporates who will simply kill their clients if they disagree with their work, and the treatment of their workers isn't much better. All the while the big wigs up top bump shoulders at eccentric parties without a care in the world.
Among the sea of violent corporations, one stands out for its impact and tragic history: Destruction Incorporated.
Destruction Inc. was originally an explosives production company, but has since branched out to weapon manufacturing in general. It was founded by the late rabbit Martha Carmichael, a stern and judgmental woman who led the company for many long years with the funds of her billionaire husband. She was its president for so long that she observed her family tree unfold into three generations and became a great-grandmother.
Martha had a dream to weed out the weaknesses of the world by introducing the idea of corporate wars. She became the leader of a thousand-years-old secret group known as the Council of Damocles that surveyed all affairs between businesses and maintained order by making corporate wars a reality.
However, as age took its toll on her, she was forced into retirement from her company and the Council by her son Job, who took her spot. After him the heir would be her grandson Michael, and following him her great-grandson Sinclair. However, after a string of tragedies the mantle of Destruction Inc. would fall into the hands of the youngest surviving member of the Carmichael bloodline.
Let's break down the events: Job took his own life, followed by his son Michael dying in a freak radiation incident. This string of losses weighed on Michael's wife Bridgette, who would be admitted to an asylum after her middle child Donnie perished in a snowboarding accident. Even though the spineless Sinclair lived through all that, it was written in Martha's will that the company would be passed to his younger sister.
And so, the new president of Destruction Inc. was declared to be Bonnie Amelia Carmichael, or as she prefers to be called, Bunny.
"Heh. Heh heh heh. Hee-Hee-Oh-Ah HAH! Is—Is THAT what people think of me? Rule the world? Do you realize how much control over my life I would lose TRYING to rule the world?! Hee-Hee! Oh that is RICH! Anyone trying to rule the world should just jump on the next colony ship! Take your ridiculous notions to the stars! You can't be serious!"
……… let me address the elephant-sized rabbit in the room.
Bunny, and most of her family belong to bio-engineered strain of rabbits known as Oryctolagus Destructicus, AKA Destruction's Rabbit. They were genetically invented by Martha's father Dr. Josephus Destruction to create an society of enhanced rabbit people with few weaknesses. He somewhat succeeded, as many Destruction's Rabbits are now among of the most influential corporates, but all suffer from set personality traits.
Destruction's Rabbits can be identified by their pink, blue, or green fur colors. Depending on their hue they each have their own affixed characteristics. Pink-furred rabbits are known to be neurotic and aggressive prodigies, and females in particular have trouble with empathy. All of them have a high chance to develop sociopathic tendencies.
Other recognizable attributes are their short height and exaggerated features compared to other rabbits. They have unnaturally long incisors and ears, but other body parts can be naturally magnified too… which explains Bunny's shortstack proportions.
Despite growing up in a cushy billionaire household, Bunny's life wasn't easy. At school she was frequently mocked for her nerdy appearance and weight. It wasn't much better at home, as Martha took great interest in her right after she retired. She saw potential in her great-granddaughter, even more than her son or even husband. She sought to mold it to save it from the disappointing incompetents in her bloodline.
Martha began training her when she was eight years-old, conditioning her to be an extension of her will against the cowards who stripped her of her power. She shaped Bunny to believe the weak have no right to exist and that she should never show weakness. To hammer this message, she forced Bunny to kill innocent and injured animals and lashed her if she still didn't understand. Soon enough, Bunny had the conviction to kill classmates who made fun of her and completely get away with it. That cruelty made Martha proud.
All the tragic deaths in Bunny's family can be traced back to her. Her grandfather and dad were murdered to hasten to rise her power, as was her older brother for suspecting she played a part in the killings.
She didn't immediately start running the company as a kid. After several years of traveling the world, she laid claim over her family's business at just nineteen years-old. Many people in the corporate world had doubts of Bunny's capabilities in spite of Martha's blessing. Her young age, infamously cutesy personality, and absence from the company for years left even her board of directors disloyal.
So what does she do after claiming her seat? Shoot up the board of directors and pin the blame on the only witness, who's promptly killed.
Bunny reinvented herself in her time abroad. She has a cute girlboss image despite her violent wares. She's a perky businesswoman with a love for gothic lolita fashion and fondue.
Corporates are known to be complete lunatics, and Bunny is no different. I mean, she literally markets fake guns to children to teach them how to use them early! However, Bunny is as adorable as she is dangerous. She is a sadistic fiend with a love for torture. The sudden silence following the deaths of her enemies is music to her oversized ears. Bunny is also a massive ragebaiter, made all the more impactful by her deliberately cutesy antics.
Bunny's main takeaway from her travels is that the worldwide corporate landscape has become stagnant. It needs some shaking up, and she's here to deliver. The answer is war. Her main goal is to reinvigorate Martha's vision of reviving the corporate wars. She makes a splash by initiating an invasion and takeover of a tech company, leading to other businesses taking similar risks.
Bunny justifies these murderous takeovers as a means to better serve the populace. There's corruption and greed everywhere in the corporate world. While Bunny is by no means excluded from that, she can do right by people by selling rival companies' world-changing assets for a significantly lower price.
Miss Carmichael may be wicked, but she also has her own insecurities. She thinks about how predestined her actions are thanks to her pre-programmed personality and if she has the power to change her behavior she views as a curse.
If there's one thing Miss Carmichael hates, it's when she feels like she isn't in control. Martha instilled an intense distrust in people when they witness her in any position where she's seen as vulnerable or weak. This could be when she's unconscious, in an unfavorable state, and especially in highly intimate interactions. Anyone who sees her when she feels vulnerable fills her with an irresistible urge to kill them, no matter how helpful they were to her.
What worries her even more is if she genuinely falls in love with someone.Martha's treatment of her has a tight grip on her psyche long after her death, so she fears she can't stop herself from killing someone she actually cares for just because they saw her vulnerable. She isn't certain if her plans are for Martha or herself. Because of all this, Bunny views herself as a monster.
Many changes happen in the megacorporation once Bunny becomes involved. She hires new security heads to expand her company's forces and becomes more involved in overseeing projects in R&D.
Bunny's return attracts the attention of her foxy childhood friend and rival Karen Black, a detective who wants to rid all the corporate corruption plaguing society. Bunny is her way into the corporate world, but Karen hopes to take her down too. There's no physical evidence of Bunny doing anything illegal, but Karen is able to connect the dots.
Miss Carmichael's first corporate invasion also alerts the interest of the current Council of Damocles. With Bunny sparking potential war and causing so many changes in the span of a year, they seek to rein her in. As her schemes play out and Council leadership changes, they allow for her to start up the corporate wars. She is also targeted by a mysterious third party known as Greede, that may or may not be a mole in the Council.
Of course, not all of this is without consequence. Following the murder of her board members, she lost three of her major competitors. It's obvious to anyone that she's involved in at least one of their demises. Some of Miss Carmichael's most loyal workers also start to lose trust in her. She destroyed vital intel and made rash threats against other corporations all while refusing to explain her actions or grand schemes.
She tries to save face by going all in on marketing her cute public image, which pays off for the masses but corporates aren't convinced. Decisions like her takeover of Lavender Corp. actually left her feeling guilty for the sheer unnecessary carnage and innocent deaths involved. She even stopped selling her fashionable toy guns, replacing that with self-defense courses. Could it be that the killer bunny is developing a heart?
During a truly life or death situation, Martha's voice resurfaced inside her head to berate her and remind her of her abusive lectures. Bunny tries to take control in spite of her trauma, but it culminates in her brutally killing a man she loved, Argyle. Sure, she didn't know he was a spy from the Council trying to control her, but that still shook her.
Maybe she's losing her edge, as she's more disturbed by her actions and the deaths around her than before. Martha hasn't loosened her grip on her entirely, but for the first time she's able to be vulnerable around her assistant without killing her.
Bunny is still challenging other corporations, but her thoughts are more conflicted than ever before. For now, all she can really do is keep doing what's best for Destruction Inc.
Experience, Skill, and Intelligence
Call her a nepo baby all you want, but Bunny is equally brains and brawn. Before claiming her spot as the company president, Bunny traveled across the world to expand her knowledge. Miss Carmichael learned languages, martial arts, business practices, and many more from the greatest minds and literature she could seek out. She wouldn't be personally satisfied unless she beat her masters in their own games.
Bunny is far more calculating and conniving than she lets on. She masterminded her rise to power as a child by getting away with picking off her family members. In primary school, she disposed of all her rivals undetected. It's only thanks to Karen's extensive involvement in her life that she was able to connect her to the murders surrounding her.
Bunny has officially been in charge of Destruction Inc. for a year, and she has already drastically shaken the business landscape. Despite the dangers involved, it's no fun if Bunny sits out in the corporate fights she plots out. She's often a direct participant, raiding other territories and killing anyone who opposes her.
As a businesswoman her practices are just as aggressive and predatory as her war tactics. Her PR managers proposed to her a token inspired by micro-transactions that her non-corporate consumers would be required to use to purchase weapons from the company…… which she gave the approval of.
R&D may be the ones manufacturing her wares, but as a kid Bunny helped her friend Daemon develop a wheelchair with an advanced AI that helps her with various asks.
Call her a nepo baby all you want, but Bunny is equally brains and brawn. Before claiming her spot as the company president, Bunny traveled across the world to expand her knowledge. Miss Carmichael learned languages, martial arts, business practices, and many more from the greatest minds and literature she could seek out. She wouldn't be personally satisfied unless she beat her masters in their own games.
Bunny is far more calculating and conniving than she lets on. She masterminded her rise to power as a child by getting away with picking off her family members. In primary school, she disposed of all her rivals undetected. It's only thanks to Karen's extensive involvement in her life that she was able to connect her to the murders surrounding her.
Bunny has officially been in charge of Destruction Inc. for a year, and she has already drastically shaken the business landscape. Despite the dangers involved, it's no fun if Bunny sits out in the corporate fights she plots out. She's often a direct participant, raiding other territories and killing anyone who opposes her.
As a businesswoman her practices are just as aggressive and predatory as her war tactics. Her PR managers proposed to her a token inspired by micro-transactions that her non-corporate consumers would be required to use to purchase weapons from the company…… which she gave the approval of.
R&D may be the ones manufacturing her wares, but as a kid Bunny helped her friend Daemon develop a wheelchair with an advanced AI that helps her with various asks.
Equipment
Glasses and Gloves
These stylish black gloves and red glasses aren't just for show. They're operating systems capable of receiving and projecting files, taking video calls, scanning for people in her presence and displaying information about them, and using a hologram keyboard.
These stylish black gloves and red glasses aren't just for show. They're operating systems capable of receiving and projecting files, taking video calls, scanning for people in her presence and displaying information about them, and using a hologram keyboard.
Digicube
The digicube (the rectangular object to the left) is a gift from her best friend and fellow CEO Daemon. It's a machine that can digitally store objects. It can also sync with her glasses and gloves. While the public product has a low storage amount, Bunny's model has near limitless storage.
This is where Bunny keeps her vast arsenal, which she can pull out at any time. The largest object she stored in the digicube is a katana.
The digicube is more versatile beyond just letting Bunny switch weapons on the fly. Standard digicubes found their way into the criminal world to be combined with guns to provide near-infinite ammo. While not her own, other digicubes have been altered to allow for teleportation and melting people through the digitizing process.
The digicube (the rectangular object to the left) is a gift from her best friend and fellow CEO Daemon. It's a machine that can digitally store objects. It can also sync with her glasses and gloves. While the public product has a low storage amount, Bunny's model has near limitless storage.
This is where Bunny keeps her vast arsenal, which she can pull out at any time. The largest object she stored in the digicube is a katana.
The digicube is more versatile beyond just letting Bunny switch weapons on the fly. Standard digicubes found their way into the criminal world to be combined with guns to provide near-infinite ammo. While not her own, other digicubes have been altered to allow for teleportation and melting people through the digitizing process.
Rosalina
Rosalina is the name of Bunny's custom .357 magnum revolver handcrafted by a family friend. With a gun as pretty and decorative as that, no wonder it's her favorite. The gun's name is even engraved on it! Miss Carmichael carries Rosalina with her at all times in case her digicube isn't functioning.
Rosalina is the name of Bunny's custom .357 magnum revolver handcrafted by a family friend. With a gun as pretty and decorative as that, no wonder it's her favorite. The gun's name is even engraved on it! Miss Carmichael carries Rosalina with her at all times in case her digicube isn't functioning.
Axe
Bunny has an assortment of weapons she uses for melee combat. Out of all of them her go-to is her axe.
Bunny has an assortment of weapons she uses for melee combat. Out of all of them her go-to is her axe.
Pistol
Miss Carmichael kicks off the webcomic by shooting her board of directors with a pistol and incriminated her assistant by handing it to her. It's actually a model from Capitoline Industries, which has a built-in device that blocks electronic signals. She owns an extra pistol she used when posing for a magazine but it's a different gun model.
Miss Carmichael kicks off the webcomic by shooting her board of directors with a pistol and incriminated her assistant by handing it to her. It's actually a model from Capitoline Industries, which has a built-in device that blocks electronic signals. She owns an extra pistol she used when posing for a magazine but it's a different gun model.
Sniper Rifle
Sniping's a good job, mate. She isn't above camping.
Sniping's a good job, mate. She isn't above camping.
Electric Cattle Prod
Bunny is a huge proponent for torture, owning a variety of weapons to inflict torment. For starters, what appears to be an electric cattle prod, which sends high voltage shocks.
Bunny is a huge proponent for torture, owning a variety of weapons to inflict torment. For starters, what appears to be an electric cattle prod, which sends high voltage shocks.
Knife
Bunny is a stab-happy lady. She's been seen wielding a knife on multiple occasions. She has a variety of knives used for torturing answers out of enemies.
Bunny is a stab-happy lady. She's been seen wielding a knife on multiple occasions. She has a variety of knives used for torturing answers out of enemies.
Bō
Miss Carmichael's weapon expertise extends beyond just guns and bladed weapons. She was even trained to wield staff weapons like the bō.
Miss Carmichael's weapon expertise extends beyond just guns and bladed weapons. She was even trained to wield staff weapons like the bō.
Katana
Miss Carmichael is well-trained in wilding the katana. She even keeps one stored in her digicube when she really wants to make blood rain.
Miss Carmichael is well-trained in wilding the katana. She even keeps one stored in her digicube when she really wants to make blood rain.
Rope
A versatile tool for strangulation and tying people up.
A versatile tool for strangulation and tying people up.
Shovel
Shovels can be deadly on their own, but Bunny was only shown using one to bury one of her school bullies alive.
Shovels can be deadly on their own, but Bunny was only shown using one to bury one of her school bullies alive.
iCheck
Otherwise known as a Medistick, the iCheck is a machine that performs a near-perfect health assessment of a person. It's even able to detect toxins in a person's body and in water bottles.
Otherwise known as a Medistick, the iCheck is a machine that performs a near-perfect health assessment of a person. It's even able to detect toxins in a person's body and in water bottles.
Shotgun
The big kapow gun, you know how this works. If you're in her line of fire when she's holding one of these, your head's gonna burst like a balloon.
The big kapow gun, you know how this works. If you're in her line of fire when she's holding one of these, your head's gonna burst like a balloon.
Contact Lenses
Bunny's heads of public relations Lisa and Rebecca provided high tech contact lenses invented by Rousseau to replace her glasses to make her appear more approachable to the public. I swear the conversation they have about this reads like an art school professor's character design critique xD
Her contacts have the same features as her glasses with the added perks of recording and having the ability to change the color of her eyes. She defaults to red whenever it happens. The color change responds to her subconscious ticks, usually shifting when she's aggravated.
Miss Carmichael wore these for a long stretch of the webcomic until she was in a fight where her contacts were hacked, blinding her. Since then she switched back to her cute glasses.
Bunny's heads of public relations Lisa and Rebecca provided high tech contact lenses invented by Rousseau to replace her glasses to make her appear more approachable to the public. I swear the conversation they have about this reads like an art school professor's character design critique xD
Her contacts have the same features as her glasses with the added perks of recording and having the ability to change the color of her eyes. She defaults to red whenever it happens. The color change responds to her subconscious ticks, usually shifting when she's aggravated.
Miss Carmichael wore these for a long stretch of the webcomic until she was in a fight where her contacts were hacked, blinding her. Since then she switched back to her cute glasses.
Taser
Yep, that sure is a taser. One could say this weapon is shockingly painful.
Yep, that sure is a taser. One could say this weapon is shockingly painful.
Machine Gun
The onomatopoeia of the gun firing says it all.
The onomatopoeia of the gun firing says it all.
Fork
Miss Carmichael is such a deadly force all on her own that she can turn anything she can get her hands on into an instrument of murder. Case in point, this fork.
Miss Carmichael is such a deadly force all on her own that she can turn anything she can get her hands on into an instrument of murder. Case in point, this fork.
Pliers
Eye AND brain trauma? That's double the yikes factor.
Eye AND brain trauma? That's double the yikes factor.
Zombification Cure
Yeah, zombies exist here. More on those later. Her R&D team developed serums that will stop the zombification process if taken within five minutes of being bitten.
Yeah, zombies exist here. More on those later. Her R&D team developed serums that will stop the zombification process if taken within five minutes of being bitten.
Explosives
Destruction Inc. used to exclusively deal in demolitions, so it's no surprise that Bunny possesses them. What is surprising is that they haven't been shown yet. There was a nuke sent to a city that blew up a city block at minimum, but that was from the government.
Destruction Inc. used to exclusively deal in demolitions, so it's no surprise that Bunny possesses them. What is surprising is that they haven't been shown yet. There was a nuke sent to a city that blew up a city block at minimum, but that was from the government.
Drug
Bunny had her head of R&D Rousseau develop a drug strong enough to override Destruction Rabbits' bio-engineered resistance to them. She snuck it into her great-grandfather's drink to render him dazed enough to follow whatever Bunny requests.
Bunny had her head of R&D Rousseau develop a drug strong enough to override Destruction Rabbits' bio-engineered resistance to them. She snuck it into her great-grandfather's drink to render him dazed enough to follow whatever Bunny requests.
Pears of Anguish
Bunny is a big proponent of torture, so much so that she owns genuine medieval torture devices like a pear of anguish. Two of them in fact…… don't look up how they're used if you want to sleep soundly tonight.
Bunny is a big proponent of torture, so much so that she owns genuine medieval torture devices like a pear of anguish. Two of them in fact…… don't look up how they're used if you want to sleep soundly tonight.
Chainsaw
Bunny mainly uses a chainsaw as part of torture. In the webcomic she used one torture her love interest/Council spy Argyle to death.
Bunny mainly uses a chainsaw as part of torture. In the webcomic she used one torture her love interest/Council spy Argyle to death.
Mounted Turret
In her guarded house made of glass as tough as steel, she has a mounted turret installed she can operate to kill anyone trying to break in.
In her guarded house made of glass as tough as steel, she has a mounted turret installed she can operate to kill anyone trying to break in.
Hammer
Miss Carmichael was shown owning a hammer in a New Years drawing for 2026.
Miss Carmichael was shown owning a hammer in a New Years drawing for 2026.
Fencing Sword
Katanas aren't the only swords Bunny knows how to wield. She's a trained fencer too!
Katanas aren't the only swords Bunny knows how to wield. She's a trained fencer too!
Destructicus Maximus
…… I can't dance around it any longer, Bunny's derrière is a lethal weapon. You'd be lucky if you were simply hip checked by her, she has broken spines between her thighs and suffocated anthros underneath her to the point where they stopped breathing.
…… I can't dance around it any longer, Bunny's derrière is a lethal weapon. You'd be lucky if you were simply hip checked by her, she has broken spines between her thighs and suffocated anthros underneath her to the point where they stopped breathing.
Vehicles
Helicopter
Other than being used to make formal entrances and exits, Bunny tends to lend them to her security to shoot foes from above.
Airplane
Girlypop airplane! It has just been shown to fly Bunny to other countries for meetings.
Lagomorph One
Wikipedia counts mechas as a humanoid walking vehicle, so I'll talk about it here. When Bunny has to face kaiju-level threats, she busts out the big guns. Lagomorph One is a building-sized mech Bunny pilots while donning a cute specialized uniform. It was originally designed to be more tank-like and rabbit-like (which I honestly prefer), but the humanoid build is more streamlined.
Beyond being able to fight giant foes in close quarters combat, the mech also sports huge ear shields to block attacks. After its fight against Quinn, missiles with vapor trails were added to its arsenal.
Wikipedia counts mechas as a humanoid walking vehicle, so I'll talk about it here. When Bunny has to face kaiju-level threats, she busts out the big guns. Lagomorph One is a building-sized mech Bunny pilots while donning a cute specialized uniform. It was originally designed to be more tank-like and rabbit-like (which I honestly prefer), but the humanoid build is more streamlined.
Beyond being able to fight giant foes in close quarters combat, the mech also sports huge ear shields to block attacks. After its fight against Quinn, missiles with vapor trails were added to its arsenal.
Tank
Would it be safer for one of her workers to drive this in her place? Yeah, but where's the fun in that? It's a freaking tank, a vehicle of mass destruction! No way would Bunny miss out on that opportunity.
Would it be safer for one of her workers to drive this in her place? Yeah, but where's the fun in that? It's a freaking tank, a vehicle of mass destruction! No way would Bunny miss out on that opportunity.
Airship
When Bunny really wants to make a statement, she's sure to bring this showy aircraft to a fight. It's armed to the tooth with turrets and rockets.
When Bunny really wants to make a statement, she's sure to bring this showy aircraft to a fight. It's armed to the tooth with turrets and rockets.
Abilities
Strategic Mind and Manipulation
Bunny is a criminal mastermind who covered all her tracks to reach the top of Destruction Inc. Keep in mind that she orchestrated the mass deaths in the Carmichael family as a child.
There's far more to her deception than just crocodile tears. For example, when three separate shareholders had meetings with her, she tricked each one into believing her public image was a front for tailored personalities that would make them most interested in doing business with Destruction Inc.
Miss Carmichael is also the main strategist who stages invasions against other corporations. Her tactics on the battlefield are highly aggressive.
Bunny is a criminal mastermind who covered all her tracks to reach the top of Destruction Inc. Keep in mind that she orchestrated the mass deaths in the Carmichael family as a child.
There's far more to her deception than just crocodile tears. For example, when three separate shareholders had meetings with her, she tricked each one into believing her public image was a front for tailored personalities that would make them most interested in doing business with Destruction Inc.
Miss Carmichael is also the main strategist who stages invasions against other corporations. Her tactics on the battlefield are highly aggressive.
Martial Arts
She has been trained in martial arts by Sai's father, most notably bōjutsu.
She has been trained in martial arts by Sai's father, most notably bōjutsu.
Enhanced Strength
Despite their short stature, Destruction's Rabbits are deceptively physically strong. Those ropes are no match for her genetically enhanced strength and neither was that guy's spine holy shit.
Despite their short stature, Destruction's Rabbits are deceptively physically strong. Those ropes are no match for her genetically enhanced strength and neither was that guy's spine holy shit.
Weapon Mastery
What kind of weapon manufacturing CEO would she be if she wasn't versatile in her weapon mastery? You've seen enough of her arsenal to know how well-versed she is in a broad range of weapons. From firearms to bladed weapons, she knows how to properly use whatever she can get her gloved hands on and wield them with brutal finesse.
Bunny is so talented in this regard that she's able to replicate the fighting styles of her fellow employees with their preferred weapons. When it comes to her own fighting style, it's defined as creatively brutal improvisation.
What kind of weapon manufacturing CEO would she be if she wasn't versatile in her weapon mastery? You've seen enough of her arsenal to know how well-versed she is in a broad range of weapons. From firearms to bladed weapons, she knows how to properly use whatever she can get her gloved hands on and wield them with brutal finesse.
Bunny is so talented in this regard that she's able to replicate the fighting styles of her fellow employees with their preferred weapons. When it comes to her own fighting style, it's defined as creatively brutal improvisation.
Enhanced Hearing
I mean, yeah. Those are huge honking ears. Thanks to those bio-engineered floppy ears she can locate invisible or cloaked opponents.
I mean, yeah. Those are huge honking ears. Thanks to those bio-engineered floppy ears she can locate invisible or cloaked opponents.
Resistances
- Poison resistance: As Destruction's Rabbit, she has a bio-engineered resistance to poisons.
- Electricity resistance: Bunny withstood the full shock of a car battery
- Pain resistance: To elaborate on the above resistance: according to the author, Bunny has a determined will and fortitude for pain. Some of that is her biology from Dr. Destruction's tampering, but it's mostly her personality as shaped by Martha.
- Limited drug resistance: The effects of drugs don't work on her kind unless they're designed to be insanely potent or a Destruction's Rabbit receives an overdose.
- Poison resistance: As Destruction's Rabbit, she has a bio-engineered resistance to poisons.
- Electricity resistance: Bunny withstood the full shock of a car battery
- Pain resistance: To elaborate on the above resistance: according to the author, Bunny has a determined will and fortitude for pain. Some of that is her biology from Dr. Destruction's tampering, but it's mostly her personality as shaped by Martha.
- Limited drug resistance: The effects of drugs don't work on her kind unless they're designed to be insanely potent or a Destruction's Rabbit receives an overdose.
Armies
The Cleaners
The Cleaners are the mysterious associates of Bunny's assistant Penelope. They're a group of silent furs in black bodysuits who discreetly dispose bodies left by her.
The Cleaners are the mysterious associates of Bunny's assistant Penelope. They're a group of silent furs in black bodysuits who discreetly dispose bodies left by her.
Security Operatives
The security operatives are a remote unit that surveys Destruction Inc.'s security feeds and break into opposing corporations' servers. When they see violent disputes between coworkers or break-ins, they can unleash sleeping gas into the specific room.
The security operatives are a remote unit that surveys Destruction Inc.'s security feeds and break into opposing corporations' servers. When they see violent disputes between coworkers or break-ins, they can unleash sleeping gas into the specific room.
Security Forces & Mercenary Army
Bunny weaponized her security into her personal army against megacorporations. Joining them are mercenaries she employs to give Destruction Inc. a more global reach. They're mainly armd with gun and batons. The company hosts a training facility for security and local mercenaries to train.
Bunny weaponized her security into her personal army against megacorporations. Joining them are mercenaries she employs to give Destruction Inc. a more global reach. They're mainly armd with gun and batons. The company hosts a training facility for security and local mercenaries to train.
Spies
Bunny's spy network is so secret that we never see them featured in the webcomic itself… They're usually under the guise of ex-employees of hers that come into new employment of rival companies to feed info back to her. They aren't typically armed.
Bunny's spy network is so secret that we never see them featured in the webcomic itself… They're usually under the guise of ex-employees of hers that come into new employment of rival companies to feed info back to her. They aren't typically armed.
Zombie Army
The zombies the result of Chel Eugencics CEO Natasha Chel's experiments, which Bunny stole after she became a zombie too. They're her most chaotic and feral army. They're unarmed, but their massive numbers and ability to zombify the living make them a terrifying force. The main drawback of them is that Bunny and her R&D team haven't figured out how to control them yet. They attack indiscriminately against all living beings.
The zombies the result of Chel Eugencics CEO Natasha Chel's experiments, which Bunny stole after she became a zombie too. They're her most chaotic and feral army. They're unarmed, but their massive numbers and ability to zombify the living make them a terrifying force. The main drawback of them is that Bunny and her R&D team haven't figured out how to control them yet. They attack indiscriminately against all living beings.
Drones
Flying robotic drones armed with turrets fly around her headquarters for extra security measurements. They were turned against her at one point after being hacked, but she can always have R&D craft new and improved models.
Flying robotic drones armed with turrets fly around her headquarters for extra security measurements. They were turned against her at one point after being hacked, but she can always have R&D craft new and improved models.
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This section encapsulates Bunny's most notable workers that are mostly helpful in a VS sense. This also includes those that are deceased. Going from left to right:- Sai Ina: Sai is the head of security operatives and an old friend of Miss Carmichael. Bunny trained in the dojo she and her father ran when she visited Japan. She's a stoic warrior whose main talents are in sword-fighting. Daemon developed a digicube for her with its living being storage properties altered to essentially allow Sai to teleport. She combines that with her swordplay. She's also a skilled sniper.
- Professor Rousseau (deceased): Rousseau was the maniacal and enigmatic head of Destruction Inc.'s research and development branch. Only answering to "scientist" or "professor" as pronouns, Rousseau was loyal, yet unpredictable and mediocre. Despite the mad scientist's iron clad contract, Bunny was able to be rid of the professor after inviting Diamond to work with the poodle. Out of fear of being replaced, the scientist tried to kill her but wound up dead as she defended herself. Rousseau wasn't shown to be in combat much, but the professor could equip Dr. Octopus-like robot arms. The scientist conducted experiments involving radiation, chemicals, and artificial intelligence that can copy a conscious living brain.
- Catherine Dmitriev: Catherine is the head of Bunny's mercenary army. She is one of the few survivors of a Russian super soldier program conducted by her father. Raised as a child soldier, she grew up to be one of the deadliest mercs in the world. Bunny provided her with a minigun-mounted vehicle to ride into battle. She's partial to heavy weapons like miniguns and turrets, using the latter while boarding a helicopter.
- Beverly McGavin: Beverly is the head of security forces. She's a former bounty hunter whose hotheaded nature proved too aggressive for the army. She primarily protects important clients or takes down small-time criminals with riot tactics and acrobatic movements. On the battlefield she opts to fighting with a pistol and a knife. She can even fly a helicopter herself. Beverly and Catherine are also an item.
- Diamond O'Doherty: Diamond was the vice president and head researcher of O'Doherty Pharmaceuticals ran by her half-sister Quinn. After her sister went haywire Diamond was forced to kill her, leading to the death of her company as well, Bunny invited her to work under her R&D branch. She eventually took over once Rousseau died. Diamond is a biochemist and muscular fashion model. Out of all the support mentioned she's by far the kindest. Beyond being a physical powerhouse, she's been shown to wield a side arm and Destruction Inc.'s original grenade launchers the Des-9 and more potent Des-15. She accompanied the company's mercenaries on missions and even did some spy work for Bunny.
- Penelope Nighyt: Penelope is Bunny's executive assistant known for her dry personality and tenacious loyalty to her boss. While she often comes across as dull and robotic, she's a sympathetic ear Bunny can bounce her thoughts off of. Penelope packs a pistol and is skilled with a shotgun. She also helps Sai run logistics.
- Clay Holmes (deceased): Clay was a short-lived hire as a robotics and AI expert and old classmate of Bunny. They reunited when she found him coerced to aiding a criminal group. He was a timid guy who coded artificial intelligence to hack into technology for him. A little after he began working for her, issues arose as he used Destruction Inc.'s assets to further his goal of merging his consciousness with an AI's to create a perfect being. Clay created Clairvyoance, or Claire for short, a hard light construct AI suspiciously modeled after Bunny. Clay also rolled out worker drones also based on Bunny without permission, taking over the services of local businesses. She nearly died when she confronted him, but the now-merged Clay and Claire perished thanks to mysterious outside interference.
- Dr. Desdemona Maidae: Desdemona is the head of Destruction Inc.'s robotics division and a huge fan of giant robots. While Bunny is against AI duplicates, simply creating robots is fair game. Desdemona has designed some of Bunny's most powerful and expensive tech like Lagomorph One.
- Patricia Dubal: Patricia is the head receptionist Bunny hired entirely because of a viral video of her when she previously worked as a barista. She never. Stops. Talking. If any nosy reporter wants to get the latest scoop on Miss Carmichael in her headquarters they'll have to get through her. She doesn't fight, but her chattiness is quoted to be a source of madness to anyone near her. One reporter couldn't take hearing her drone on, so he walked into outgoing traffic and died.
This section encapsulates Bunny's most notable workers that are mostly helpful in a VS sense. This also includes those that are deceased. Going from left to right:
- Sai Ina: Sai is the head of security operatives and an old friend of Miss Carmichael. Bunny trained in the dojo she and her father ran when she visited Japan. She's a stoic warrior whose main talents are in sword-fighting. Daemon developed a digicube for her with its living being storage properties altered to essentially allow Sai to teleport. She combines that with her swordplay. She's also a skilled sniper.
- Professor Rousseau (deceased): Rousseau was the maniacal and enigmatic head of Destruction Inc.'s research and development branch. Only answering to "scientist" or "professor" as pronouns, Rousseau was loyal, yet unpredictable and mediocre. Despite the mad scientist's iron clad contract, Bunny was able to be rid of the professor after inviting Diamond to work with the poodle. Out of fear of being replaced, the scientist tried to kill her but wound up dead as she defended herself. Rousseau wasn't shown to be in combat much, but the professor could equip Dr. Octopus-like robot arms. The scientist conducted experiments involving radiation, chemicals, and artificial intelligence that can copy a conscious living brain.
- Catherine Dmitriev: Catherine is the head of Bunny's mercenary army. She is one of the few survivors of a Russian super soldier program conducted by her father. Raised as a child soldier, she grew up to be one of the deadliest mercs in the world. Bunny provided her with a minigun-mounted vehicle to ride into battle. She's partial to heavy weapons like miniguns and turrets, using the latter while boarding a helicopter.
- Beverly McGavin: Beverly is the head of security forces. She's a former bounty hunter whose hotheaded nature proved too aggressive for the army. She primarily protects important clients or takes down small-time criminals with riot tactics and acrobatic movements. On the battlefield she opts to fighting with a pistol and a knife. She can even fly a helicopter herself. Beverly and Catherine are also an item.
- Diamond O'Doherty: Diamond was the vice president and head researcher of O'Doherty Pharmaceuticals ran by her half-sister Quinn. After her sister went haywire Diamond was forced to kill her, leading to the death of her company as well, Bunny invited her to work under her R&D branch. She eventually took over once Rousseau died. Diamond is a biochemist and muscular fashion model. Out of all the support mentioned she's by far the kindest. Beyond being a physical powerhouse, she's been shown to wield a side arm and Destruction Inc.'s original grenade launchers the Des-9 and more potent Des-15. She accompanied the company's mercenaries on missions and even did some spy work for Bunny.
- Penelope Nighyt: Penelope is Bunny's executive assistant known for her dry personality and tenacious loyalty to her boss. While she often comes across as dull and robotic, she's a sympathetic ear Bunny can bounce her thoughts off of. Penelope packs a pistol and is skilled with a shotgun. She also helps Sai run logistics.
- Clay Holmes (deceased): Clay was a short-lived hire as a robotics and AI expert and old classmate of Bunny. They reunited when she found him coerced to aiding a criminal group. He was a timid guy who coded artificial intelligence to hack into technology for him. A little after he began working for her, issues arose as he used Destruction Inc.'s assets to further his goal of merging his consciousness with an AI's to create a perfect being. Clay created Clairvyoance, or Claire for short, a hard light construct AI suspiciously modeled after Bunny. Clay also rolled out worker drones also based on Bunny without permission, taking over the services of local businesses. She nearly died when she confronted him, but the now-merged Clay and Claire perished thanks to mysterious outside interference.
- Dr. Desdemona Maidae: Desdemona is the head of Destruction Inc.'s robotics division and a huge fan of giant robots. While Bunny is against AI duplicates, simply creating robots is fair game. Desdemona has designed some of Bunny's most powerful and expensive tech like Lagomorph One.
- Patricia Dubal: Patricia is the head receptionist Bunny hired entirely because of a viral video of her when she previously worked as a barista. She never. Stops. Talking. If any nosy reporter wants to get the latest scoop on Miss Carmichael in her headquarters they'll have to get through her. She doesn't fight, but her chattiness is quoted to be a source of madness to anyone near her. One reporter couldn't take hearing her drone on, so he walked into outgoing traffic and died.
Techniques
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Feats
Overall
- Has traveled the world for several years
- Is the new president, CEO, and inheritor of her family’s explosives and munitions business Destruction Inc.
- Murdered Destruction Inc.’s previous board of directors before pinning the blame on her assistant, who was then gunned down by Bunny’s guards
- Faked a rival’s suicide
- Had the rival company owner Romulus killed. His collaborative son Remus killed himself afterwards, effectively removing the competition after they were caught in a conspiracy. It also kept prized workers from potentially flocking to them.
- Was trained in martial arts by Sai's dad and her helped avenge his death
- She killed three classmates that wronged her in her private school
- Convinced her grandfather and previous CEO of Destruction Inc. to commit suicide under the effects of drugs, believing it was his only useful action to his wife's true heir
- Orchestrated her father’s death three years later
- Responsible for her brother Danny’s death, who was next in line as the heir. The three consecutive deaths drove her mom insane
- Successfully sieged a hostile takeover of BevTech, murdering its cannibalistic CEO Shasta Bevers, and took their greatest asset in arms production who she treated like a slave. This attack brought back the old style of corporations warring against each other.
- Killed Roger Smith after he mutated into a praying mantis hybrid
- Uncovered rival company owner Natasha Chel’s secret hybrid transformation projects
- Many corporations dropped their board of directors because of her
- Saved herself and Karen after they were kidnapped by digicube-smuggling criminals. Thick thighs really did save lives that day.
- Stormed and obliterated Lavender Corp. after learning its CEO Violet was trying to steal her iCheck patent
- Orchestrated the death of her off-their-rocker lead scientist Rousseau by making them work with Diamond as partners, leading to Diamond killing Rosseau in self defense—which didn’t negate her contract
- Responsible for the incident that turned Daemon's aid Isabella permanently invisible
- Tortured Argyle, the spy who tried to seduce her, to death
- Murdered the Council member Brigadier Terrence Wallace
- Invaded the company Infostore's territory with her airship to steal data containing Chel's secrets about Dr. Destruction’s work and smothered its CEO/sole employee Barks
- Made it to the semi-finals in Eli Sharpe’s fighting tournament against other warriors in the corporate landscape
Bunny Feats
Strength
- Fatally shot her board of directors
- Shot Henrietta the zombified t-rex in the head, instantly killing her
- Decapitated Shasta's head chef
- Crushed a guy's spine between her thighs
- Blew off heads with a shotgun
- Bisected a guy with her katana
- Blew up the entire entrance of a building with her tank
- Tussled with the building-sized O'Doherty in Lagomorph One
- Blew up one of her drones with Rosalina
Speed
Durability
- Grazed by a butcher knife
- Shot a few times in the leg
- Shrugged off the full shock from a car battery
- Was knocked out from being hit by a car, no notable injuries otherwise
Army Feats
Strength
- Penelope shot a reptile's eye out
- Sai fatally stabbed Li
- The invasion on BevTech left their buildings in ruin
- Catherine stomped a head to mush
- Diamond made a dent in a wall by punching it
- Her airship's missiles caused big explosions
- Sai sliced two people in half
Speed
Durability
Weaknesses
- She hates it when she doesn’t feel like she’s the one in control
- Thanks to the results of Dr. Destruction genetic experiments, she and the other pink Destruction's Rabbits were born with inherent problems with empathy, a big ego, and a high chance to develop sociopathic tendencies
- Bunny is shackled to her trauma of Martha’s teachings. She can’t trust others in her vulnerable moments. This leads her to lose control and wind up killing others when she feels like they they see her as weak. Not even people who help her are exempt. It’s usually when someone sees her unconscious or in an unideal position. This is especially present during lovemaking, inevitably killing the person she’s fornicating with. Despite her efforts to regain control and her strong desire to not kill certain people, she keeps relapsing into this behavior.
- Although a schemer, her impulses can get the better of her at times. Bunny's response to other corporations wronging her like stealing is to erase them off the map completely. After all, it's fun to go above and beyond. Even if to claim revenge and warn others to never mess with Destruction Inc., this hotheaded and aggressive approach unnecessarily burns money and assets.
- Her on-hand technology can be disabled or hacked. This was particularly disastrous when her contact lenses were hacked and blinded her.
- Tight spaces. That’s all I gotta say.
- Her ass isn’t drawn at a consistent size
Matchup Potential
Destruction Inc. vs MomCorp (Destruction Inc. vs Futurama)
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While it is a war between two highly influential futuristic manufacturing corporate empires, the connections mainly boil down to the similarities between CEOs Bunny and Mom.
Both appear sweet, but are actually incredibly cunning, sadistic, and aggressive control freaks with hidden agendas. Both are so deplorable that they’ve thrown their own families under the bus to seize total control. Their companies are home to large armies that they use to their advantage to take control of other corporations.
On the surface this is a pretty out-there matchup, especially seeing both characters side by side, but it makes sense. Both series are darkly comedic and explore mature themes, so the tone is there. Futurama leans more into sci-fi than Destruction Inc., but the latter has enough futuristic elements like robots and advanced tech that it isn't too out of place.
This fight is ripe with story potential. Mom likely wronged Bunny at some point before the fight, and Miss Carmichael naturally responds by leading an invasion against MomCorp. Of course they have their kind pretenses when communicating with each other, but when they come face to face with each other that's when their masks come off. The banter would be delightfully venomous and snappy, especially with how annoyed Mom would likely be by Bunny's antics.
It'll be one big army fight with Bunny and Mom confronting each other later on to duke it out themselves. I haven't seen Futurama, but from what I was able to research, Mom has a lot of robots at her command. There could be escalation with the absurdity and range of their forces as the zombies and Bunny's larger-scale vehicles are involved.
One aspect I really think enhances the narrative is the vast age difference between both CEOs. Mom has been in the corporate world far longer than Bunny has, but that doesn't stop the rabbit from taking down juggernauts with more experience. Her youthful ambition is what caused massive changes in the corporate landscape, even though her methods are from Martha's time. Thus the fight comes down to whose ways are superior: the old or the new?
As for the verdict, I imagine MomCorp comes out on top knowing how OP Futurama is. In a one-on-one fight Bunny is likely more skilled and dangerous, but comparing their armies and technology I doubt it's close.
NEXT TIME ON WCAB… whenever I feel like it
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