Monday, April 6, 2026

Posey Toys Around in DEATH BATTLE!

                                 

Posey Morris, the Scarecrow of Pediophobia

The Sanity Circus was created by Tas Mukanik, it can be read on Hiveworks



Welcome back to the blog! I gotta give a SPOILER WARNING since this delves into important story beats. With that said, let's get into it.

Background

"The Last, his will… none of it matters. I can't imagine being in a world where you're not there."


The city of Sanity is anything but. It's a place of untold secrets where magic thrives. People can turn into animals, vampires and magic beings embodying worldly concepts exist, and there's an entire race of living instruments that transform into humanoid soldiers to defend the city from magic threats.

While the most common dangers in Sanity are demons, there's one race a step above them that spells doom every time they appear: the Scarecrow. Their existence isn't well known considering their scarcity, but they are the remnants of the final remaining sorcerer simply known as the Last.

After the humans wiped out the other sorcerers in the Magic War, he created the Scarecrow to spread as much despair as possible. They may appear human, but in reality they're wicked beings based on different phobias that tap into peoples' fears to drain them of their lifeforce. The fear they embody dictates whatever powers they possess, like creating giant snakes or turning their eyeballs turn into giant monsters.

The Scarecrow terrorized humanity for years, but were ultimately vanquished after the Last was killed… or at least, that's what was believed. The Last was killed centuries ago, but the Scarecrow are too stubborn to go down so easily. Every time they are killed, they reincarnate after an extensive period of time. They can't be permanently killed unless the multiple souls occupying their body are all extinguished.

Why do they keep coming back? To complete their creator's Will, of course. Before he died, the Last cast a terrifying curse that seeps through everything it touches living or otherwise, until all of Sanity is under its control. While the Scarecrow can get by just on feasting on humans' lifeforce, coming together to orchestrate the Will would spread as much misery and suffering imaginable.

That brings me to Posey Morris, the definitive example of an ideal Scarecrow. She may act like an innocent and sweet young girl, but that's what she wants you to think. Underneath her porcelain façade is a cunning and heartless monster with no shred of empathy for humans. She embodies the fear of dolls, so she bears many powers that reflect that.

Posey has been thriving in modern Sanity undetected for years now, but she makes her appearance known when she takes a job to capture a girl named Attley Grimshaw. Attley is a normal, if offbeat girl who has lived a sheltered life due to the dangers the outside world poses. Posey approached her out in the open to be her friend, but she'd drop that act days later to hunt her down.

Why is she and the other Scarecrow set on this seemingly mundane girl? Turns out she's actually a Scarecrow too, and a powerful one at that. However, upon her reincarnation something went wrong and she lost her memories. She was then taken in by a secret organization and raised as a human in a normal family.

This is where things get murky, since prior to their reincarnation Posey's relationship was Attley was highly uncharacteristic for a Scarecrow. While the Scarecrow do share a sense of camaraderie, it's only out of obligation and purpose. Posey finds the rest of her kind insufferable to be around, with the exceptions being her lapdog Sammy… and Attley.

The memories are fuzzier the further she thinks back, but Posey and Attley were inseparable. They were so tight-knit that Posey promised to find her in their next life, which she did! However, Attley's memory loss throws a wrench in the equation because she sees Posey for what she is: a cruel sadist who has no qualms hurting her friends and family and innocent people in general.

Posey is adamant in trying to help Attley return to her old self, especially when the harsh truth is that if she doesn't she's of no use to the other Scarecrow, Attley is better off dead. She doesn't remember anything, her powers are weak from her lack of feeding, and above all else she thinks too much like a human. If she's against their cause, she'd be a problem since a Scarecrow can permanently kill their own.

There's no convincing Attley, even after regaining her lost memories. That devastates Posey, which is peculiar for an unfeeling monster. This of course catches the attention of the Scarecrow ringleader Tedley, who threatens her if her feelings get the better of her.

Posey's internal conflict builds as Attley's continued existence is less tolerated by the rest of her kind. She dedicated her entire life to seeing the Last's will through, but in the end, she chooses her emotions over her purpose. She'd rather not be in a world where Attley isn't there.

Posey rescues her from Tedley, apologizing and abandoning her cause. With her memories restored, Attley accepts her apology and lets her fight by her side. Sure, Posey loses an arm in the fight, but earning Attley's trust is worth more to her than that. Once the Will being unleashed becomes a more looming threat, Posey is motivated to help Attley stop it. 

At this point, Tedley is the only Scarecrow left alive dedicated to his purpose, sewing chaos across the city. Posey's redemption and Attley's mere existence are evidence that Scarecrow are capable of love and compassion. These feelings don't hold them back, they're what makes them exceptional.

While the heroes are able to put an end to Tedley, they can't halt the Will, which wreaks havoc on the human population. With no other options left, Posey and Attley decide the best course of action is to rewrite the spell itself. That comes at the cost of the continued existence of magic, which the lives of Scarecrow are tied to.

It's a tough call to make, but by manifesting their own wills, they're able to rewrite the Will and save all of Sanity.

Thankfully no magic beings like the redeemed Scarecrow and instrumen are erased, they simply became normal magic-free humans. For once, Posey can live a normal life with the person she loves more than anything.



Experience and Skill


Posey retains her past lives' memories up to a certain point before they become hazy. Her prior lifetime gives her an edge in terrorizing humanity. Prior to her redemption she was pretty manipulative. If you're an instrumen that can see through her ruse or street smart in dealing with demons, her innocent young girl act takes her far.


While she is used to bullying the weak and defenseless with her powers, she is able to fight other Scarecrow that share her technique. She's even able to beat talented instrumen like Luth.


Equipment


Wind-Up Key

Posey owns an oversized wind-up key she can stick through a person's back. Turning it a few times is enough to kill them, but the worst part is that once she lets go, the victim's corpse is reanimated under her control for a brief period of time. She had this unfortunate man march into a building, deliver a message, and fall dead on his face.


Abilities


Scarecrow Physiology

Scarecrow appear human, but their cover drops once stitches appear over their mouths. Based on previous research, they're made out of demon blood, dark magic, and potentially human body parts.

Magic

Posey can fire magic attacks in pulses or through touch


Spycrow

Posey summons a crow with a creepy eye on its chest to see out of and track people. This familiar can be absorbed back into her body at any time, and she can lend it to other people. In a fit of anguish she spawned a bunch out of her back once, it wasn't pretty.

Explosion Manipulation

With maaaagiiiiic…


Paralysis

She has a spell that can paralyze people in a small radius. It can be broken out of with enough effort.

Shadowshifting

Posey can turn into a shadowy blob that sticks to walls and grants her a boost in speed.

Laser Projection

No one expects the zigzag lasers…

Fear Manipulation, Lifeforce Manipulation, and Energy Absorption

Soul Magic

Along with life magic, she can also use magic to directly hurt the souls of beings that can't conventionally be killed like demons and other Scarecrow. In the past, Scarecrow have demonstrated being able to tear out the souls inhabiting their own kind.

Immortality (Type 4)

As a scarecrow, she reincarnates after dying thanks to harboring multiple souls inside her body. It usually takes a years for a Scarecrow to reappear, but they always comes back……

It should also be mentioned that when a scarecrow reincarnates they're already a fully-developed child. The process doesn't always go smoothly, like Sammy's double irises and Attley's memory loss, but Posey's current body is in tip top shape.


Phobia Form

This doll-like transformation is Posey at her strongest. On top of being more physically powerful, she can control ribbons to ensnare or slice through people.

Accelerated Healing

She can heal wounds faster than a human can, but her regeneration only extends to reincarnation.

Stitch & Snip Spells

Posey can put magic stitches on person's body to bind peoples' limbs of lips. Pulling the stitches out is a herculean task, so the most efficient way to free them is for Posey to summon magic scissors.

Reincarnation Negation

As explained before, she can stop a Scarecrow from reincarnating by destroying their soul.

Willpower Manipulation

In the final act of The Sanity Circus (when the webcomic transitioned to a script format), Posey and Attely manifest their own wills through magic to rewrite the Will. This ultimately led to the destruction of magic.


Resistances

  • Body magic resistance: Of the three types of magic, Scarecrow resist the most common body magic. This includes any spell that targets the body specifically, i.e. Posey's own paralysis spell likely wouldn't work on herself. They can still be damaged, or even killed by them, but it can't stop them from reincarnating.


Techniques


N/A


Feats


Overall


  • Rescued Attley from the demon she sicked on her
  • Beat the cello instrumen Luth
  • Stopped Teddley from ripping out Attley’s soul
  • Discovered she had a heart all along
  • Rewrote the Will with Attley, destroying magic and saving Sanity


Strength


Speed


Durability


Weaknesses

  • Her yankable ponytail is exploitable
  • If she isn’t careful with how much energy she exerts she could faint
  • Too cocky prior to her redemption
  • All scarecrows have a part of the Will inside them. When she defies it, it lashes out and causes pain.
  • She’s weaker when she isn’t feeding on lifeforce as often, unable to sustain her phobia form as long like she's used to


Matchup Potential



I'm sure there's a character out there that would fit Posey really well. She's a villain from an inherently antisocial and sadistic race who was really close to the protagonist in their previous life, and wants to return them to how they once were. Ultimately she goes against her nature and chooses their emotions over purpose, proving that someone as heartless as her is capable of love.

The main issue I see in finding a fitting matchup is someone that matches her low scale, but as long as the dynamic and main theme work well, I can be sold on it.

The closest I've found to a cool matchup for her is Pitou from Hunter x Hunter, but the issue here is that the connections compare Attley to two separate characters, which doesn't sit right with me.


NEXT TIME ON WCAB… whenever I feel like it

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

No Boulder Pick for DEATH BATTLE Than Rocky the Rock!

                                 

Rocky, the Rock

Rocky the Rock was created by Diego Palacios, it can be read on Tapas



Welcome back to the blog! It's been a while, but I'm ready to come out of hibernation. I will say though, the previously teased blog will be pushed back for a while. It has a lot of moving parts and I'd rather not rush the process.

To make up for that, you're getting a blog about a rock today. Like, an actual rock. I don't know how I've made blogs on three different characters named Rocky, but this really is the Rockiest of them all.

It must feel so disappointing to wait so many months, only for me to create a blog on an inanimate stone… you aren't prepared for what you're about to read.

Background

"This is the legend of a hero capable of doing the impossible… He isn’t afraid of anything… he’s unstoppable in combat… his speed can’t be perceived by the human eye… and his wisdom transcends words… He is the chosen one and our savior… the mighty Rocky the Rock!"


As foretold in an ancient prophecy, a hero would one day fall from the sky to save the world from the evil Lord Deus and his underlings. Today is when the hero of legend would make their grand entrance to the world.

The answer would be found at the Temple of Shan-pu, a school where all fighters with great potential are trained in combat by its ninja master. As the Shan-Pu Master pondered who could possibly be the chosen one among his disciples, a giant rock flew through the roof of the temple.

Screw all his students, the rock is the chosen one.

Rocky the Rock may appear to be a completely average space rock… and he is. He really is just an inanimate immobile rock, BUT YOU'RE STILL WRONG. Underneath his stony exterior is a deeply tragic past. Long ago he lived with his family in another galaxy, until the papers attacked. They destroyed his planet and everyone he loved, but he survived and barreled through space until he wound up on Earth.

Everyone treats Rocky like he’s a noble hero, painting him as a mysterious, wise, kind soul whose silence demonstrates humbleness and sage-like tranquility. He's unflappable, indestructible, and wants nothing in exchange for helping others.

The only person who sees Rocky for what he really is is Kimura, a pyrokinetic and eager wannabe hero who trained hard to be the hero… only to be upstaged by a rock. At least he's still part of the prophecy as Rocky's foretold sidekick/rival.

And so Shan-Pu Master makes Kimura accompany Rocky on a perilous journey to the underwater oracle to learn how exactly to save the world. They're ambushed by all sorts of foes… and somehow Rocky beats them all singlehandedly. All attacks against his boulder body are repelled; he's way better at wiping out enemies than the trained martial artist traveling with him.

On their quest they're joined by a girl named Jenny after Rocky saves her. She fawns over him the whole way through, and is somehow able to communicate with him. She and everyone except Kimura seem to "understand" Rocky by listening with their heart, but deep down nobody really gets him. He’s just too complex……

They faced many perilous obstacles on the way, but thanks to Rocky the trio made it to the oracle of water and learn the details of how to beat Lord Deus. Basically, the big bad is trying to channel the powers of an ancient evil demon that was sealed away in a devious puzzle that looks like a Rubik's Cube. To stop him they must collect 6 relics known as the parallelepipeds of the dragon. Gathering all six together will summon an ancient djinn dragon to grant them a wish.

Lord Deus is more than aware of the three heroes' efforts to stop him, and he isn't about to underestimate a fucking rock. The papers are fated to invade and destroy this world too, so Lord Deus is trying to prevent that by stopping the heroes' quest. If world relies too much on chosen one, they’ll be powerless to stop the papers, so he's challenging the world to prepare them.

He has several plans in motion like corrupting the jealous Kimura’s heart to turn him against his friends. Not only does he have plenty of powerful minions, but right before the webcomic stopped updating his forces were about to recruit another survivor of his planet's destruction… Rocky's girlfriend Roxie.

Who knows how this crazy adventure will wrap up if the author ever returns to this series. Still, you can't deny there's no other hero that rocks quite like Rocky!

Experience and Skill


Rocky is the pinnacle of martial arts and heroism, unmatched in close combat. Everyone besides stupid dumb idiots like Kimura hail Rocky as a fountain of wisdom. That makes sense considering Rocky is 2,000 years old (though that’s like 20 in human years).


Ever since he landed on Earth, he's been a force to be reckoned with. Despite being a literal immobile rock, he rocked every sorry fool that crossed his path—goblins, trained martial artists and spellcasters, giant monsters, not even ghosts are able to beat him. His best moments are thanks to environmental coincidences that put him in outstanding positions, that or his foes underestimating him.


Equipment


Headband

It's the very same headband that belonged to the founder of the Temple of Shan-Pu. Thanks to the wind, his headband swishing against people is often mistaken for hugs. It can also cause people to trip.

Diving Suit

I'm pretty sure he doesn't need it.


Salt

Rocky was splashed by saltwater while on a ship. As is known in this world, salt is a tool used to expel ghosts. Thus, any ghost approaching him will be exorcised. Yes, the literal rock has hax, be afraid.


Abilities


High Durability

Rocky is no ordinary rock, as he's made of an extremely hard material from another planet. He was able to endure falling from space. With a body as tough as his, he's completely unfazed by all attacks.


Reflective Surface

Similarly all projectiles just bounce off of him.

Self-Sustenance (Types 1, 2, and 3)

Bro is a rock, he doesn't need to breathe in space. Actually, he doesn't require anything to live, doesn't he? People have interpreted him resting before, but let's be real, he's a rock.


Pressure Points

This rock can target pressure points, what the actual fuck.


Resistances

  • Fire resistance: As is the case in real life, most rocks resist burning
  • Corrosion resistance: As an inorganic being he resists the sea dragon’s acid breath that melts organic matter
  • Soul manipulation resistance:  Roxie was immune to Lord Deus’ flames of heck, which burns the soul of anyone based on the weight of their sins. Roxie is completely virtuous…… and a rock, so it doesn’t work. Since Roxie is the same as Rocky, this applies to him.


Techniques


The Technique of Absolute Stillness

Rocky is a master of the advanced fighting art of stillness. He never moves an inch or fights back, and yet nothing can hurt or even flinch him. In this one move, he has flawlessly perfected counterattacks.

Jenny tried to replicate this technique in combat and only managed to get captured by Medusa. She just had to learn the hard way that standing still and doing nothing to defend yourself is a technique combat masters like Rocky are only capable of performing exceptionally.

Tripping

A technique simply too incomprehensible for the human mind to process. If you approach him at this reckless of a speed, you've already lost the battle.

Meteor Strike

What goes up must come back down. Whenever Rocky is thrown high into the air, his stone body plummets towards the ground. His heavy mass accelerates his motion and his body catches on fire. Anyone unfortunate enough to find themselves under him is surely to be K.O.’d.

Armageddon Smash

You have no idea how glad I am to have looked through the Q&A account, otherwise I wouldn’t have discovered this glorious crossover fight between Rocky and Raylie Rage from Me and Myselfs. Me and Myselfs is a super brief webcomic that hardly lasted as long as Rocky the Rock, so I'm perfectly fine with this crossover being included for research.

To explain what's happening here, Rocky tempers through Raylie’s furious fire attacks with the stability of inner peace…… and rams her through three whole planets.


Feats


Overall


  • No-sold bodybuilder goblins
  • Braved through the Forest of Other Dangers
  • Stopped an evil whale from eating his friends
  • Banished a few vengeful ghosts of Captain Garrick’s crew and helped the remaining few peacefully pass on
  • Beat the menacing sea dragon

  • Knows CPR


Strength


Speed


Durability


Weaknesses

  • Can’t actually move on his own
  • Can’t talk
  • Is literally just a rock


Matchup Potential


Rocky the Rock vs Planty the Potted Plant (Rocky the Rock vs Phineas and Ferb)


(thumbnail by Vibe Check)


Vibe Check


A character like Rocky is ripe for joke matchups. I did consider Rocky, Patrick's pet rock from Spongebob, but I decided to go with a character that doesn't just appear in one episode. What you see is what you get with this: literally just a plant and a rock that are somehow accomplished heroes. The dynamic would center around environmental interference causing these two to clash so hard that it culminates in planet-level destruction.




HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!





NEXT TIME ON WCAB… whenever I feel like it

Posey Toys Around in DEATH BATTLE!

                                     Posey Morris, the Scarecrow of Pediophobia The Sanity Circus was created by Tas Mukanik, it can be read...